Alien Terminator / Top Line (1988)

1.5 out of 5

This perplexing piece of nonsense, produced at the increasingly desperate rear end of the 80s, pertains to be a swashbuckling Science Fiction Adventure of sorts when in fact it's better described as a confused cobbling of wildly conflicting generic ideas, buoyed only by the bemused expression of one Franco Nero in the rather ill-advised lead. A South American treasure hunt leads to a muddled alien conspiracy, an incredulous duel between an angry bull and a malfunctioning android "terminator", Nero's wife transforming into a gooey body snatcher and a bunch of Nazi's led by none other than George Kennedy.

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